Deep Thoughts: What My Spam Says About Me
According to the spambots that email me regularly, I am:
- Suffering from ED
- Have a very unsatisfied girlfriend
- Have a weakness for sales
- Like nutritional supplements
- Want to buy “prescription drugs” from Mexico
- Have a, ahem, size issue. Length AND girth!
- Am desperately in need of a video dating service

Strangely, my spam also thinks I have a weakness for sales. A big weakness, involving expensive clothing. I can’t imagine how it got that idea…
Also, it seems to think that I want to do an awful lot of continuing legal education, on exciting topics like negotiating construction disputes, data mapping, and defending DUI charges. Whee! I can hardly wait.