Uncle Sam, Are You Taking Notes?
This may be the best military recruitment ad I’ve ever seen.
Rather than fighting a (*coughbullshitcough*) war in the Middle East, these Eastern European troops spend their time driving around in tanks and picking up chicks (who are so impressed that they literally run from their sugar daddies into the waiting arms of the soldiers, then pour sweet, sweet liquor down the throats of these troops directly from what look like mud-made jugs).
And if that’s not enough for you, the Ukranian military will toss in a kicky striped shirt and rakish hat.

That is some serious silliness. You suppose guys in the Ukraine actually find that convincing?
Hm. Maybe these are the equivalent of the dumb Axe commercials we have here? I hope? Heh?